But in the meanwhile, enjoy this off-beat song by a little known (at least in the US - they were massive in Europe and South Asia) 70's group Boney M.
I want to highlight these particular verses from the song:
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
Damn. Despite the dangers of meeting an ungainly and unseemly end, I would not mind being Russia's greatest love machine.