Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Coming to a street corner near you, a drug called Charlie Sheen!

Oh boy. Charlie Sheen is at it again. He gave a couple interviews, to TMZ and ABC, talking about the current mess he is in.

Take a look at what he said:
“I am on a drug — it’s called Charlie Sheen,” he told ABC. “It’s not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off, and your children will weep over your exploded body,” he said, adding, “Too much?”


“You borrow my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude, can’t handle it, unplug this bastard,’ ” he said, adding that his brain “fires in a way that is — I don’t know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.”
That's right folks. Charlie's brain is so powerful because it is an alien brain.

Between him and Gaddafi, the news cycle has been terribly busy. 

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