The most important meal of the day done right |
For lunch, I had the fine gourmet cuisine served by the experts at Panda Express. As is customary, I got a fortune cookie with a little nugget of wisdom:
Damn right I am! |
This came in the mail for me (and don't you dare go OMG CDs are so archaic):
The best of Judas Priest |
Who needs moms when I can cook so fine? |
Really. You paid the premium for Girl Scout cookies and you chose SHORTBREAD. Not Samoa. Not Thin Mints. Shortbread.
ReplyDeleteBreak that Judas Priest Album OFF ON YOUR FACE.