We (mostly he) put our talents to good use and came up with some very outrageous statistical predictions: (Just a fair bit of warning: using these will likely lead to you instantly flunking out of Stats):
- People who wear sweaters are more likely to fall sick. How so? Well, think about it: when do people wear sweaters the most? Winter. And when do they fall sick the most? Winter. Aha!
- People who hire lawyers are more likely to go to jail.
- People who fly are more likely to get medical school interviews.
- People who read are more likely to read.
Oh and get ready for the "Game of the century" of the season as the Jets and Patriots clash tonight.